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The Alan Smithee Experience

A Life of Extraordinary Mediocrity

Created on 2006-12-06 18:04:56 (#11770513), last updated 2007-01-04

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Name:Alan Smithee
Website:Burn Hollywood Burn
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A new estimation of Hollywood's least appreciated director.

Alan Smithee specializes in the mediocre. He is versatile. He is prolific. And for reasons of unspoken paranoia and extreme shyness, chooses to lead a non-public life save for this journal. For over three decades, 1969 until 1999, Alan Smithee directed hundreds of Hollywood films encompassing various stripes: B movies, sequels, HBO films, and made-for-TV movies. Once black-balled from the industry, he's now attempting a comeback...


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